remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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