Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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