I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Someone shattered a urinal.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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