oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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