I just saw a hot homeless man
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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