Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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