Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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