I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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