her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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