U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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