He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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