i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.