you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.