Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
