if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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