I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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