making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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