i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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