Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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