yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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