Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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