my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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