I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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