Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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