I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I feel great
I just peed on a car
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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