I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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