I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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