my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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