How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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