the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
COCAINE IS GR8
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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