Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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