I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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