Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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