I feel great
I just peed on a car
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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