If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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