ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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