is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
