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go home
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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