no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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