So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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