i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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