P.S. I can't hear my feet
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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