Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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