"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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