is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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