you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Holy shit dude........stairs
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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