you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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