Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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