you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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