nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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