are you still at the devil's house?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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