Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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