Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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