i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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