Jerry, you need to find god
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
