i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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